Tag: blackrestaurantcritic

Kitchen Cray Cafe (Lanham, MD)

Things that don’t make sense.  A square pizza box, but the pizza is a circle.  Pressing hard on the remote when the batteries are dead.  The dentist talking to you while their tools are in your mouth.  (Pause)  Last but not least.  The DMV area (DC, MD, and VA) being predominantly black but has as

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Purple Patch (Washington, D.C.)

Ahh yes, another brunch spot.  I refuse to be a nobody in a city where people fake care about what you do for a living so they can judge you.  Everyone knows the universal question in D.C. is “What do you do for a living?”  It’s the most asinine, reasonable question out there.  “Do you

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