Category: African American

Kitchen Cray Cafe (Lanham, MD)

Things that don’t make sense.  A square pizza box, but the pizza is a circle.  Pressing hard on the remote when the batteries are dead.  The dentist talking to you while their tools are in your mouth.  (Pause)  Last but not least.  The DMV area (DC, MD, and VA) being predominantly black but has as

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Florida Avenue Grill (Washington, D.C.)

I already know this restaurant is about to be fire (Genteelism), Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. once ate here.  If a restaurant has been in business that long, there’s nothing no one can say negative about it without getting their asses beat.  (Can you imagine saying something bad about this place?  Hell has no fury,

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Butterfunk Kitchen (Brooklyn, NY)

I feel as though I should be writing this review with some kind of James Brown music playing in the background.  “Butterfunk” is a horrible name for a restaurant, but it’s so bad that it’s recognizable so I guess their PR team is smarter than a fifth grader.  The restaurant opened at 5:30, but I

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