Category: crab

Fish by Jose Andres (MGM National Harbor Resort & Casino, Oxon Hill, MD)

You ever been so excited to visit a restaurant and it turns out to be deplorable?  Yes! Deplorable.  The perfect word to describe this place.  Well, I wanted to use shitty, but unfortunately, that wouldn’t make me sound articulate.  I’m pretty sure there aren’t enough adjectives to describe how “shitty” this place is, so I’m

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Bad Saint (Washington, D.C.)

Brrrr. No, this isn’t a Gucci Mane reference, although I still play Trap House on Sunday’s before I head to worship.  (haha just kidding, I play In My Kitchen).  The Brrr was for me standing outside this restaurant, waiting for the doors to open which opened 4 minutes later than it was expected to.  If

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Le Bernardin (New York, NY)

37 minutes and 43 seconds.  That’s how long it took me to make a reservation at this restaurant.  It is regarded as top 3 in the United States and top 15 in the world.  Coming to this restaurant was a “gift” for me.  A birthday gift.  (I won’t plug in my cash app information, but

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