Category: May I Speak To The Captain

The Twisted Frenchman (Pittsburgh, PA)

Have you ever wondered why we eat the food we eat?  Who in their right mind, dug into the ocean, and ate an oyster raw and said it’s an “aphrodisiac”.  That’s how I feel about some of the foods I eat.  I mean, I still eat it like it’s my last meal, but that’s not

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Hazel (Washington, D.C)

No, I’m not talking about the color of your eyes, although people with Hazel eyes are the most beautiful in the world, and that’s not up for debate.  I’m talking about the artisan restaurant that’s located off of V Street in D.C.  Washington, D.C. has so many restaurants, it’s challenging to decide which one you

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Cafe Saint Ex (Washington, D.C.)

It’s currently snowing, and it’s the first day of spring.  Weird, right?  Not as much as putting tostitos chips on top of grits.  Too soon?  I guess I should get right into this restaurant review then.  No, wait!  That’s not how this works.  I have to talk with you before I start talking about the

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