Tag: restaurantreview

Fish by Jose Andres (MGM National Harbor Resort & Casino, Oxon Hill, MD)

You ever been so excited to visit a restaurant and it turns out to be deplorable?  Yes! Deplorable.  The perfect word to describe this place.  Well, I wanted to use shitty, but unfortunately, that wouldn’t make me sound articulate.  I’m pretty sure there aren’t enough adjectives to describe how “shitty” this place is, so I’m

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Purple Patch (Washington, D.C.)

Ahh yes, another brunch spot.  I refuse to be a nobody in a city where people fake care about what you do for a living so they can judge you.  Everyone knows the universal question in D.C. is “What do you do for a living?”  It’s the most asinine, reasonable question out there.  “Do you

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Chloe (Washington, D.C.)

When’s the last time you tried a new restaurant?  How often do you search for new places to dine?  One of the things that excites me in my life, is being able to search for the perfect restaurant and anticipate how the experience will be when I get there.  I always tell people that even

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