Category: Grits

Misery Loves Co (Winooski, VT)

What the hell is a Winooski, Vermont?  Well, I guess people can say the same thing about any other city or town that they’ve never heard of.  The only city in Vermont that I can name without having a headache is Burlington.  I only know of Burlington because I can name at least one major

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Butterfunk Kitchen (Brooklyn, NY)

I feel as though I should be writing this review with some kind of James Brown music playing in the background.  “Butterfunk” is a horrible name for a restaurant, but it’s so bad that it’s recognizable so I guess their PR team is smarter than a fifth grader.  The restaurant opened at 5:30, but I

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Cafe Saint Ex (Washington, D.C.)

It’s currently snowing, and it’s the first day of spring.  Weird, right?  Not as much as putting tostitos chips on top of grits.  Too soon?  I guess I should get right into this restaurant review then.  No, wait!  That’s not how this works.  I have to talk with you before I start talking about the

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