I feel as though I should be writing this review with some kind of James Brown music playing in the background. “Butterfunk” is a horrible name for a restaurant, but it’s so bad that it’s recognizable so I guess their PR team is smarter than a fifth grader. The restaurant opened at 5:30, but I
Category: First Class Experience
Ahh yes, another brunch spot. I refuse to be a nobody in a city where people fake care about what you do for a living so they can judge you. Everyone knows the universal question in D.C. is “What do you do for a living?” It’s the most asinine, reasonable question out there. “Do you
When’s the last time you tried a new restaurant? How often do you search for new places to dine? One of the things that excites me in my life, is being able to search for the perfect restaurant and anticipate how the experience will be when I get there. I always tell people that even



