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Tagliata (Baltimore, MD)

“She see money all around me, I look like I’m da man….”.. I literally, had no other opening thought, and I was listening to that song, so.. “But, I was down in and out like last week, tell me where have you beeennnn…” Now, I’m trying to correlate that song with this restaurant, but sadly,

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Roses Luxury (Washington, D.C.)

When was the last time you stood in line for something?  Better yet, what are some things you value that are worth standing in line for?  Is it the newest IPhone?  How about the newest Jordans?  How about waiting outside of your girlfriends door, waiting for her to cool down, because she’s tired of you

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Barano (Brooklyn, NY)

I recently read somewhere that a son asked his dad why do they call autumn, autumn?  The dad said “they call it autumn because ‘alldem damn leaves fall” Hilarious!  But, no seriously, why do they call autumn, autumn?  Why can’t they just have four seasons.  Spring, summer, fall, and winter.  Not no damn autumn.  The

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