Kitchen Cray Cafe (Lanham, MD)

Things that don’t make sense.  A square pizza box, but the pizza is a circle.  Pressing hard on the remote when the batteries are dead.  The dentist talking to you while their tools are in your mouth.  (Pause)  Last but not least.  The DMV area (DC, MD, and […]

Spoken English (Washington, D.C.)

Remember when you were in high-school and were invited to a house party?  Those were the days!  Everyone knows that house parties were the best kind.  There’s only so far you can go, you can’t lose sight of your friends, and the movie is a classic!  (What?  You […]