HalfSmoke (Washington, D.C.)

I’m literally sitting here trying to think of the perfect introduction for this restaurant that I’m going to tell you about.  I’m thinking.. I’m thinking.. Well, I have nothing. Wait! I do have something. Do you like shakes? Don’t answer that question if you’re lac-toast-in-tawlerent (yes, I know how it’s spelled)  Wait, do you like

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Jardenea (Washington, D.C.)

Hi. You. Yes, you. Please, go get dressed up and let’s have a nice dinner at a beautiful restaurant.  How many of you have been to really nice restaurants inside of a hotel… Outside of Las Vegas?  I’ve been to maybe one, but after I tell you about this place, it’ll be two.  I’m not

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RedHen (Washington, D.C.)

Good Morning! Did I tell you how much I love restaurants in the DMV?  (For those who aren’t familiar with the term DMV, it’s an acronym that stands for DC, Maryland, and Virginia).  I’ve always said there are so many restaurants in the area, that it’s challenging pin-pointing the exact ones you’d like to go

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